Hey Dude

My guitar teacher told me about this band "Beatallica" (a Beatles/Metallica parody band) about a year ago, but me being me, I chose not to listen until this very moment. I WAS WRONG, THIS IS AWESOME, THANK YOU SCOTT MARTIN. I just want you to look at the lyrics to "Hey Dude" and then listen to it 'cause it's fucking amazing.

Hey, dude - it's true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Remember! That metal is in your heart
Then you can start to be a fretter

Hey, dude - don't be fuckin' 'fraid
You were made to go be a shredder
The minute you let us under your skin
Then you'll begin to be a fretter

So crank your amp and deal the pain
Hey, dude - you're fuckin' insane!
The rivers run red with blood of posers
And don't you know that he's the fool
Who plays it cool
But needs for his beer to be much colder

Hey, dude - never turn it down!
You must pound her, I mean Kip Winger
New wave of British heavy metal is in your heart
And you can start with Diamond Header's

So let it out! Let it in!
Hey, dude, begin
Don't wait for the Eye of the Beholder
You'll never know when bells toll for you
Hey, dude, you'll do
Just sling that flying-V 'cross your shoulder

Hey, dude - it's true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Admit it! Metallica's under your skin!
So now begin to be a shredder

Click this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_CgX2ihVg

Love,
Ilana K.

Fact-even more true.

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Good Times

No one ever writes on this thing...I just came here because the future looks pretty bleak for me. I am in the midst of writing an analysis paper and after that, I have to do college apps. So this is a happy medium that allows me to get nothing useful done.

So you might have received issue #8, if you didn't, we ran out of copies, sucks for you. But really...we made 100 copies and it costs money and time to do this. Just kidding, we'll make more copies eventually, but you have to ask.

We are eventually going to be featured on wickedgoodscene.com (when we get our shit together), so that's pretty cool, check it out.

Yesterday was Halloween, and of course, I went trick-or-treating, although I am 17. The kid in me just won't let go. Anyways, I was disappointed in the lack of trick-or-treaters, eggers, or sluts. Actually, there was nobody out...at all. Where were you guys? I mean it didn't even start raining until well after dark, so there was plenty of time for free candy. Either way, I got loads of candy and will be celebrating by being in a sugar coma for the next month.

The picture is of me and Jo all costumed out.

Happy November,
Ilana K.